In Flight Conversation

"An Alabama congressman the was seated next to a little girl on the flight to D.C., when the politician turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the politico, 'What would you like to talk about?'... 'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about nuclear power?' and he grins.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The politician, now visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


Thanks for this Nutball!