In Flight Conversation

"An Alabama congressman the was seated next to a little girl on the flight to D.C., when the politician turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

'The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the politico, 'What would you like to talk about?'... 'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about nuclear power?' and he grins.

'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The politician, now visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


Thanks for this Nutball!

Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal

Word broke today that comedian Patrice O'Neal (41) had died...He had suffered a stroke back on October 19th...Since then there had no talk of his recovery as his family has kept things quiet...All of us who are fans of his comedy were hoping for good news soon, but sadly things didn't turn out that way...

I first learned of Patrice O'Neal from the Opie and Anthony Show...His open and honest takes on women, relationships, race, and everything else were not only funny, but brilliant...It's not just a sad day for the comedy world, it's a sad day for the world.

Here are a few examples of Patrice bringing us laughs and thoughts...




From his last stand up special, Elephant in the Room"










Here Patrice breaks down the song "Creep"...It's hilarious, because it's true!




Here's Patrice standing up to dolts about what funny is...




Listen up ladies...




Here's the Classic, "Side Pussy"





Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal.

"Factory of Sadness" Going Viral

The last couple weeks I've been going off on how awful the Cleveland Browns have been...Including calling for fans to stop wasting their money on such a horrible product...Well after Sunday's embarrassing performance against the Texans, Cleveland comic, Mike Polk took to the streets and expressed his thoughts, and the thoughts of so many of us on the Browns...




It's funny because it's true...Adding to the humor, Polk is out there rocking the jersey of Butch Davis' best draft pick ever...Long Snapper, Ryan Pontbriand!

Polk's "Factory of Sadness" hit a home run, and just hours later, the image at the top, Cleveland Browns Stadium turned "Factory of Sadness" was born...The video has hit news shows, and is all over Facebook and Twitter...Mike Polk finally getting some love...Too bad the Browns have to suck so bad for Polk to get some attention.

Later, The Beeze.